id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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