So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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