No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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