well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
There are leaves in my underwear?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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