Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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