Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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