dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
tell me about the fingering
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