Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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