The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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