You work out of a Hotel?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
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No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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