It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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