what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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