id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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