After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
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What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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