Will you blow on my dice?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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