Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
