You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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