that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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