wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
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I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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