he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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