guys are not supposed to queef...right?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
We were destined to go to rehab together
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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