Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.