Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(913): View more from Kansas

I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.

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(386): View more from Florida

No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.

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(415): View more from California

i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.

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(347): View more from New York

you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.

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(616): View more from Michigan

I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world

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(703): View more from Virginia

To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?

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