Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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