My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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