Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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