Soap is not a condiment
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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