i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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