Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
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And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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