spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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