As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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