I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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