Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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