i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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