when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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