Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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