I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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