im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
its liver damage thursday
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
