dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
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see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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