Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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