The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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