quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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