Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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