Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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