Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
if you like me you must not know who I am
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
operation have a gay friend backfired
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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