I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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