I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
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I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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