ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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