Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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