Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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