Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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