What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
its not stalking. its research.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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