She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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