i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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