i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
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My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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