Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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